Kids are funny...

One of my favorite things about being a teacher has to be listening to the hilarious things that the students say. Here are some of the gems I've heard lately:

Boy - "Mrs. K, is your favorite singer Lil' Wayne?"

Me - "Thank you, Table 1, for following the directions so quickly."
Table 1 (in unison)- "Represent!!!"

Girl (from a class across the hall that I subbed for a week prior) to a friend who was about to enter the class I was subbing for that day) - "Oooh... you better watch out! Your guys' sub is sooo meeeaan!!

Librarian - "What is something you should always remember to bring to the library?"
Boy - "Your 6-inch voices?"

Girl to Boy - "He [referring to another student] totally just farted on your chair."

Boy - "Did you see how I just started belly dancing?"

Boy - "I regret what I did to my friend. I am so sorry. I promise I will never pants anyone ever again as long as I live!"

Boy - "Well, the idea I had for my story was a boy wants to be just like his dad, the king, who was also a knight. The only problem is that he doesn't have a leg so he can't really do anything very well... like jousting"
Me- "Oh... well... is there going to be an accident or something where he hurt his leg?"
Boy - "No, he was just born that way."

Boy - "I dedicate this book to my friends and family and Oprah and Lil Wayne."

While doing an activity about proper and common nouns:
Me - "Write 4 places you'd like to visit on the lines below..."
Boy - "Jersey Shore!"
Me - "List 4 people you admire..."
Boy - "Shakira!!"

During a presentation on substance abuse (smoking, drinking, inhalants - like sniffing glue - etc.) given by the police liaison:

Officer - "...So you just look for the words toxic or non-toxic on the container. If it says toxic the fumes are harmful to your health and can kill your brain cells. If it says non-toxic it isn't harmful."
Girl - "Ok. Well, what about my hand sanitizer?" (holds up a pocket-bac from Bath and Body Works)
Officer - "That's probably ok to smell a little bit, like when you put it on your hands, but you probably shouldn't be breathing it in right from the bottle all the time."
Girl - (eyes wide, looking very concerned) "Oh... Ok." 
Officer - "Any other questions?"
Boy - "What about scratch-and-sniff stickers?"

This one was an answer written by one of my students on his homework assignment in response to the following question: Why do we see different constellations in the night sky during the spring than we do in the fall?
"I.D.K. I forgot to bring home the science stuff."

The Heart of Life

I've been listening to John Mayer's Continuum album a lot recently, and I must say that it is one of my all time favorites... I always come back to it, and I never get sick of it. If you haven't listened to it, I suggest you do. The two singles from the album aren't even the best songs on there... I love that. My personal favorites are "Bold As Love,"  "The Heart of Life," "Slow Dancing In A Burning Room," and "Dreaming With A Broken Heart." (Ok, ok... I know those last two titles sound a little depressing, but they are just so real, and the music and lyrics fit so perfectly together, that I can't help but love them...)

Anyway, this song really stuck to me while I was listening to it yesterday, and it just keeps popping into my head. And I always feel good when I hear it.

No matter how crappy your cards are, no matter how many lemons you've got and no matter the timing of it all, you can get through whatever mess is in your way. You might need some help dealing with it at times, but God will give that help to you-- that's what friends and family are for.

Life, at its core, is a gift. And it's good.

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The Heart of Life by John Mayer

I hate to see you cry

Lying there in that position

There's things you need to hear

So turn off your tears and listen

Pain throws your heart to the ground

Love turns the whole thing around

No, it won't all go the way it should

But I know the heart of life is good

You know it's nothing new

Bad news never had good timing

Then the circle of your friends

Will defend the silver lining

Pain throws your heart to the ground

Love turns the whole thing around

No, it won't all go the way it should

But I know the heart of life is good

Pain throws your heart to the ground

Love turns the whole thing around

Fear is a friend who's misunderstood

But I know the heart of life is good

I know it's good...

Snowy Day!

So, I started my long-term sub job for Erika on Wednesday last week! And I've been teaching full-time for all of three days. There was no school on Friday or Monday (for records day and professional development). We had a full day of school this Tuesday, and now we're on our second snow day... which would be super awesome, except I haven't been back in the classroom long enough to really appreciate two whole days to catch up and relax. I haven't even started to feel overwhelmed yet! Don't get me wrong, I loved sleeping in past 5am these past two days (yeah, I have to leave between 6:15 and 6:30am to get to school when I want to--bleh!!), but now I'm bored...

Here's what I've been up to:
I've slept in, paid some bills, planned out the next reading unit, vacuumed the house, and washed and put away dishes. I've put away the laundry we did on Tuesday night, picked up around the house, wrote my name on and organized all of my [future] classroom books (yay!), watched Ellen and The Today Show, made a list of groceries to pick up when the roads are less treacherous, and now I'm on my 9th episode of Gilmore Girls (Season 4, Episode 21). Gah, I wish my hair could look as good as Lorelai's... if only I wasn't hair challenged or, even better, had a personal stylist.

Thank goodness I've got somewhere to be this evening...

Am I productive or what?!

My poor husband, J, had to get up early today so he could meet up with my dad and help move my uncle into his new place. And then he had to come home and shovel the driveway... (he secretly likes to do this because it's "a good work out" and he likes being outside--I think he's crazy). So, I decided there were a few things I needed to accomplish while he was out of the house...

Things [I was supposed] to do today:

• wake up early, perhaps by 9am
• wash dishes (it never ends!!!)
• vacuum the living room entire house
• clean the bathroom (i.e. sink, tub, counter top, toilet, and floor)
• swiffer-mop the entryway
• put away the pile of clothes on the chair in the bedroom -- Note: I read that it's better to have a chair (or something) to throw you clothes (and other random things) on so they don't end up on your bed. Apparently, doing so can wreak havoc on your marriage by making your bed stressful when your bed should be reserved for stress-less sleep and, well, you know... ;0)
• sort through laundry in preparation for a romantic trip with the hubby to the laundry mat tomorrow afternoon (bow-chicka-wow-wow)
• shower and get ready to go out for dinner

Here's what I've actually accomplished so far today:

• wake up at 10:30am - check!
• eat breakfast - check!
• watch the last six episodes of Gilmore Girls season three - check!
• drink coffee - check!
• stalk some blogs - check!
• eat lunch - check!
• play on facebook - check!
• clean the coffee pot (i.e. run vinegar and water through it and then run it again and again until the vinegar smell is out) - check!
• start Gilmore Girls, Season 4 - check!

J got home not too long ago and is now shoveling the snowy driveway. I suppose I should get started on that to-do list... or at least the getting ready part. :)

Belated Resolutions and Other Things

So, you know how I said back in November that I was aiming to post about once a week? Let's forget I ever mentioned that. ;)

I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but I finally started substitute teaching a few months ago on the days I'm not working at my office job. I was nervous to go down to part time since guest teaching isn't exactly the most reliable job out there, but anyway, I did it and I'm glad. Mostly I've been subbing for elementary grades, but I have had a few middle school jobs, as well. Anyway, I love it (yes, even the middle school ones)! It's so nice that even though I haven't scored a real teaching job, I still get to do what I am passionate about, even if it's just a couple days a week. Not only is it fun, but it's so rewarding and each time I am reminded of the reason I love this profession. It's even worth it if I get stuck with one (or more) of those rude and uncooperative students that all guest teachers secretly fear meeting. I am super excited because Erika, the teacher I worked under while I was student teaching, is expecting her first baby at the end of February, and asked if I would be her long-term sub. It'll be a long drive, but the experience will totally be worth it. I can't wait!

Within the past couple weeks or so, J has gone on a major health kick... when I asked him what he wanted to have for dinner this afternoon, he said, "Something healthy and good." Haha! We ended up having salad, sweet potatoes (YUM!), and fish for dinner today. Anyway, this is sort of exciting because getting Justin to eat healthy foods used to be a bit of a challenge. I would literally have to trick or force him to eat veggies at dinner, unless they were covered in a cheese sauce of course. So, needless to say, I am pretty stoked about this... the past few months have not been kind to my figure, and I need to fit into a cute little bridesmaids dress by July, so I'm hoping this sticks.

I know I already did a New Years post, but I never actually made any resolutions... here are some of my goals for this year:

1. Be healthier... I'm going to concentrate on eating healthy and getting some sort of exercise somewhat regularly. I have a great yoga DVD and I just got Jillian's 30 day Shread so I would like to find time to implement those into my schedule at least a few times a week. Hopefully J doesn't mind me taking over the TV and livingroom.
2. Be more spiritually focused.
3. Re-organize my teacher things.
4. Be better at keeping up with housework. (I'm a major procrastinator when it comes to all things relating to cleaning... it doesn't help that J is also lazy and his way of helping is telling me not to worry about it right now and asking me to cuddle with him on the couch. Anyway, so I procrastinate until it grosses me out and I go on a cleaning-craze that takes hours and hours out of my busy schedule. Super fun!)
5. Blog more... I think I put too much pressure on myself to write something good or meaningful, so then I just don't do it at all. I'm resolving to write for me, not for anyone else. So, if you get bored with or are unimpressed with my blogging, feel free to navigate elsewhere. <3


Alright, I'm going to get ready for bed. :) 

Sweet dreams!

track record

So, I'm pretty sure that I really suck at the whole journal keeping, blogging thing.

The first time I tried blogging I was probably like, 14... and I'm pretty sure that by the time I turned 15 I had completely fogotten my login and password. Following that short-lived blogging experience, I attemped to keep a journal... a real, old-fashioned journal. Key word: attempted. I'm not sure why that would be a shock to me... even the entries in my journals from elementary school were few and far between. Speaking of childhood journal entries... have you ever gone back to read journal entries from your childhood?? I have. I was hilarious. I mean, I didn't think I was at the time, I was actually being rediculously over-dramatic. One entry that sticks out in my mind says, "Today I got in trouble for saying the word 'stupid.' It was so stupid. I've been saying that my whole entire life." I was 6 or 7 years old at the time and clearly had life experience and wisdom seeping out of my ears. Anyway, I tried the blogging thing again my freshman year of college. I'm not sure why I did it, because my entries were always about what I did over a weekend or holiday, and on occasion I would vent about something annoying going on in life... sometimes I'd even do a survey! Needless to say, I ended up deleting that account for lack of time and material. I'm sure a lot of my avid readers were toally bummed... sucks to be them.

My point is, I've got a track record for sucking at and abandoning my journal keeping/blogging efforts. My goal here is to not do that. A few of my friends blog and I'll read them on occasion... when I'm done, I always end up thinking, "I would like to do that..." And lately, I've found myself needing an outlet... a place to get out my thoughts, voice my opinions and concerns, and revel in my newly-wedded bliss. So, here I am--writing the inaugural entry. There's a lot going on in my life and in the lives of people I know these days... things that spark thoughts, things that bring a breath of joy, and things that leave you thankful for the blessings you've been given. Eventually I'll write about that stuff, but I suppose this is enough for tonight.