Sleep Talking

Justin says some really weird, funny stuff if I can get him to try to have a conversation when he's half asleep... 

Last night I was watching TV and Justin, half asleep, asked if I'd scratch his back. I said sure, and then this was our conversation... 

J - You're the best wife ever, I don't care what they say. 

Me - Who is they? 

J - People. 

Me - What do they say? 

J - Stuff. 

Me - So people say stuff? 

J - Yeah. 

Me - What do you do about it? Do you stick up for me? 

J - Yeah. 

Me - What do you do? 

J - I say, 'Stop. That's my wife. She tickles my back.'

Me - Oh, and what do you say if they don't stop? 

J - And she tickles my feet. 

Me - And that makes them stop? 

J - Usually... 

J - No, I'm just kidding, I don't stick up for you... I mean no one says anything... 

Lol!

Happy Friday, everyone!